I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
They are going to name an STD after you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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