Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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