Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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