He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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