what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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