connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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