They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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