I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she smelled like a LAN party
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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