I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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