Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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