I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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