yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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