16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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