Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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