theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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