Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
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Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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