***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
there is puke in my bra ... again
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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