oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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