I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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