There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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