hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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