Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
being pregnant is like rehab
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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