I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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