Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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