I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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