One girl and one boy is just not enough.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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