In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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