The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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