well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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