its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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