would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My dick has a subreddit
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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