You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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