how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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