I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
i think im in europe. pls send help
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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