so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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