did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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