This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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