Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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