What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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