using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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