it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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