I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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