it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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