508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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