i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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