I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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