is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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