Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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