hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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