Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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