you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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